The Zombie Revue Paranormal-Scope

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Yes, some people are dreaming of Spring, while others are just running away. Recently I was reading about a popular zombie show where they are considering introducing snow. I thought to myself, why didn’t the show have snow in the first place? Also would zombies due to their amount of decay freeze in the snow–sort of freeze to death? Ah, to ponder the pararanormal world!

While I am not qualified in any way to read neither stars nor planets, I am intimately linked to the paranormal in the world in many ways. So are you.

The paranormal-scope is for entertainment purposes only and is not meant to guide your life by.

Aries:
I saw a parade of purple attired zombies wearing sequins. Is it to advertise a new show? Or is it the zombie version of spring fever? I would stay clear of the unusual this week.

Taurus:
Zombies have taken up endorsing sports by attending in groups or blocks of seats. What does this mean? Don’t yell at the inconsiderate person next to you at the game. He might bite your head off.

Gemini:
Zombies get lonely for family and friends and start seeking them out. You may get a call from someone unexpected. A reunion in a public place is always a good thing.

Cancer:
Zombies have become fond of little dogs. Soon there will be zombies with puppies in their purses everywhere. Start your own trend. You don’t have to be a slave to fashion.

Leo:
Zombies love social media. They also enjoy showing off their own version of flash mob dances. The only drawback is texting. It is tough when no one knows the time.

Virgo:
Zombies enjoy going for a casual walk through the park rain or shine. Exercise is important, even if it’s a slow walk.

Libra:
Zombies are trying out new culinary delights with extra ketchup. What’s with the extra condiment? I don’t know. But beware of those you see doing this.

Scorpio:
Zombies have gone through a lot and some are rather sensitive souls. You can find them sighing at poetry and book readings. If they look a little glassy-eyed, don’t disturb them from their moment. You might also benefit from introspection.

Sagittarius:
The increasing heat bothers zombies, so don’t be surprised to see them packing the beaches. Be sure to take the appropriate sun protection with you. No need to burn and look like a hamburger.

Capricorn:
Zombies revel in the arts. Concerts and foreign films remind them of an era gone bye. A favorite movie is called “Strigoi.” We think we know why.  It’s a Romanian film on Amazon Prime. I’m not advertising. I just enjoyed it.

Aquarius:
A zombie hoarde can be stopped by running into a flower shop. They immediately get all sentimental and have to inhale every bloom. Bring a sweet or calming fragrance into your home.

Pisces:
Even a zombie needs a fashion makeover. Enjoy the process. Add some glamour to your wardrobe and by all means take time with any permanent fashion decision.

-Susan
Susan Hanniford Crowley, Amazon Kindle Bestselling Author of Vampire Romance
www.susanhannifordcrowley.com
Where love burns eternal and whispers in the dark!

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