Attack of the WereTurkeys Paranormal-Scope

Being somewhat aware of the habits of turkeys before they end up on the plate, I suggest you beware.

While I am not qualified in any way to read neither stars nor planets, I am intimately linked to the paranormal in the world in many ways. So are you.

The paranormal-scope is for entertainment purposes only and is not meant to guide your life by.

 

Aries:
WereTurkeys are roosting in a tree outside your home. Be cautious and quiet, as any noise can rouse them into attacking. They want one thing. Your groceries! Prepare for unexpected company.

Taurus:
WereTurkeys enjoy jogging–down the center of the room. Travel will become more challenging. Go slow and on course and you should get through this okay.

Gemini :
A flock of WereTurkeys corners a demon, who screams for help. Hang out with your own flock this week. If you get a chance to eat turkey, eat it.

Cancer:
Little dogs with their bravado will scare off the WereTurkeys and keep you safe. You have a friend in your corner.

Leo:
After all the hard work foraging for food, WereTurkeys LOVE to nap. You deserve a nap, too.

Virgo:
The other thing WereTurkeys fear is being invited to dinner. On that note, here is a recipe for delicious Turkey Roulade. https://www.nwtf.org/hunt/article/wild-turkey-roulade

Libra:
WereTurkey run and/or walk about 2 miles a day. Is it time to re-evaluate your exercise program. As always confer, with your doctor first.

Scorpio:
WereTurkeys are running down your street. Run for your life. Lock the doors. Shut the windows. Watch TV and eat the other white meat.

Sagittarius:
WereTurkeys enjoy preening in the sun. Take a hint and plan a vacation.

Capricorn:
WereTurkeys feel that taking care of their feathers is a priority. Time to go through the wardrobe and toss anything not up to par.

Aquarius:
WereTurkey males court by strutting and gobbling. I wonder if they pause to compliment the cook? Has someone been strutting in front of you?

Pisces:
WereTurkey is delicious when roasted just right. Ignore their red eyes. Let go of your fears. Soar higher than a wereturkey this week, and enjoy special time with friends. Bring the cranberrry sauce.

Have a Happy and Safe Thanksgiving this week!

-Susan
Susan Hanniford Crowley, Amazon Kindle Bestselling Author of Vampire Romance
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