Dust Bunnies Attack Paranormal-Scope

It’s like the title of a horror movie, isn’t it?  Is summer decluttering and getting ready for fall getting you down? You haven’t checked your paranormal-scope yet! (Cue evil laugh.)

While I am not qualified in any way to read neither stars nor planets, I am intimately linked to the paranormal in the world in many ways. So are you.

The paranormal-scope is for entertainment purposes only and is not meant to guide your life by.

The week for:

Aries:
Vampires run in fear of dust bunnies. It means they are getting old if only their ideas. Time to take a course in something! Maybe sponge cake baking?

Taurus:
Werewolves play ball with dust bunnies. Of course, that makes them multiple. Which? Both. Be careful in your personal life. Beware of dirt and multiplication!

Gemini:
Gnomes collect dust bunnies and make statues of other gnomes to honor them. Time to honor someone in your life, just not with dust bunnies.

Cancer:
Shapeshifters never take the form of dust bunnies. They hate being beaten with brooms. Time to get vigorous with a broom and clear all the dust you see.

Leo:
Werebutterflies sometimes still dust bunnies and drop them to see where they will land. It’s sort of liking taking a vacation by sticking a pin in a map. Try it! The pin part.

Virgo:
Mermaids don’t understand dust bunnies. They think they are so old–the ones in the wrecked ships–that they might be wise men. Learn something new today. Don’t gather dust on yourself.

Libra:
Orcs think dust bunnies are another form of marshmallows. Yeah, yuk. Try a new cuisine just for fun.

Scorpio:
Faeries are cruel to dust bunnies. They recycle them, add glitter, and voila you have faery dust. Good luck is coming your way. You’re been dusted.

Sagittarius:
Dragons blow dust bunnies out of their house. They don’t care about homeless dust bunnies. Invest some time with a charitable cause.

Capricorn:
Elves think dust bunnies are ancient travels and often request stories of them. Go to the movies, you’ve spent too much time searching out dust bunnies.

Aquarius:
Pixies are jealous of dust bunnies. They want to be everywhere. Plan a getaway.

Pisces:
Salamanders are fire spirits. Dust bunnies see them and roll for the hills. Enjoy a favorite hobby and watch for opportunities to make new friends.

-Susan
Susan Hanniford Crowley, Amazon Kindle Bestselling Author of Vampire Romance
www.susanhannifordcrowley.com
Where love burns eternal and whispers in the dark!

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