When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade, right? Maybe not! (Cue evil laugh.)
While I am not qualified in any way to read neither stars nor planets, I am intimately linked to the paranormal in the world in many ways. So are you.
The paranormal-scope is for entertainment purposes only and is not meant to guide your life by.
The week for:
Give a pixie a lemon and you’ll get a mind-fizzing lemon drink. This is a week for the unexpected. Surprise!
Give a zombie a lemon and they squeeze it into their eyes. Anything to see life again. You need to take a break and just chill out.
Give a werewolf a lemon and prepare for a game of hide the lemon. Solutions might evade you but be persistent and you will find your reward.
Give a vampire a lemon and you get a lemon meringue pie. Yum. It’s time to brush up on your culinary skills and make some treats.
Give a shapeshifter a lemon and you get a game of lemon ball. The one that can’t catch it loses. Check with your doctor about increasing or changing up your exercise program.
Give a mermaid a lemon and they put it in a treasure box. Some people save the strangest things. Time to declutter your home.
Don’t give an orc a lemon. You don’t want to know where they’ll stick it. Some people are in a grumpy mood. Focus on your work and avoid them.
Give a faery a lemon and she’ll make lemon petit fours. Tons of them. Prepare for a party.
Give a dragon a lemon and they will slice it and put it in water for a refreshing, energizing drink. Take care of your health.
Give an elf a lemon and they’ll write a cookbook on all the ways to serve lemon. It’s a great time to research a special project or hobby.
Give a sprite a lemon and they’ll plant it. Check out new investments for the best growth. Always check out opportunities thoroughly.
Give a griffon a lemon and they’ll eat it. No more lemon. But they’ll want more. A friend will want to spend more time with you.
For those of you who will be in Pittsburgh for Confluence and have my books that you would like signed or are interested in the new books and/or the panels, here is my schedule. Please, see the website link above for Confluence registration details.
5 pm – Panel – Writing the Series
6 pm – Autographing
10 pm – Panel – Paranormals and the People Who Love Them
11 pm – Panel – Ye Late Night Sex Panel
Noon – Panel – Those SciFi Movies We Love to Hate
9 pm – Research Beyond Wikipedia
Noon – Reading with Susan Hanniford Crowley and Chet Gottfried
Susan Hanniford Crowley, Amazon Kindle Bestselling Author of Vampire Romance
Where love burns eternal and whispers in the dark!
Vampire in the Basement, Vampires in Manhattan, Book 4 available in Kindle.
Poseidon’s Catch (mythology romance) available in Kindle.
Mrs. Bright’s Tea Room (steampunk romance) available in Kindle.
A Vampire for Christmas,Vampires in Manhattan, Book 3 available in Kindle.
The Stormy Love Life of Laura Cordelais, Vampires in Manhattan, Book 2 available in Kindle and Print and Barnes and Noble Print
When Love Survives, Vampires in Manhattan Book 1 available in Kindle and Print, Nook, Kobo and Smashwords.