Zombie Fever Paranormal-Scope

Things are changing and everything is up for grabs. Keep those you love close to you.

While I am not qualified in any way to read neither stars nor planets, I am intimately linked to the paranormal in the world in many ways. So are you.

The paranormal-scope is for entertainment purposes only and is not meant to guide your life by.

The week for:

Aries:
Zombie love to run. It’s good for the health. Review your exercise routine.

Taurus:
Gourmet food may be the answer, though I don’t recommend brains.

Gemini:
Foggy brain is a problem for a zombie. They just can’t remember enough things. Make a list and eat a good breakfast to clear the fog.

Cancer:
Zombies are great listeners. They don’t need to talk much and you can vent all your want around them.

Leo:
One zombie is a morning snacker. Six zombies are a dinner party. Prepare for unexpected company.

Virgo:
Zombies feel sluggish. Probably eating too many sugar fueled brains. Eat more vegetables.

Libra:
Music inspires Zombies to move it. Perhaps dance will fuel your energy and expand your exercise.

Scorpio:
How far can a zombie run before parts fall off? It’s the same principle with cars. Give your vehicle a checkup before any road trips.

Sagittarius:
It’s a little know fact that zombies make terrible outfielders. Why? Because they just stand out there. Don’t do the same. Get in the game.

Capricorn:
Pudding confuses zombies. They like it. We think it’s the consistency that they enjoy. Similar to brains in a blender. So if attacked, serve them pudding.

Aquarius:
Baby goat terrify zombies. So keep a yard of baby goats. Giggles.

Pisces:
You have a week free of zombies. It’s yours to go out and have fun without worries.

-Susan
Susan Hanniford Crowley, Amazon Kindle Bestselling Author of Vampire Romance
www.susanhannifordcrowley.com
Where love burns eternal and whispers in the dark!

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About Susan Hanniford Crowley

Paranormal Romance, Fantasy, and Science Fiction Author
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