Misty Paranormal-Scope

The mist rolls in and you have a January paranormal night filled with adventure, eeriness, and a bit of a chill. I have come down with a case of the sillies. Beware anything below this point.

While I am not qualified in any way to read neither stars nor planets, I am intimately linked to the paranormal in the world in many ways. So are you.

The paranormal-scope is for entertainment purposes only and is not meant to guide your life by.

The week for:

Zombies are running amok. Duck for cover. But avoid real ducks.

Goblins bite. Don’t get too close to strangers, and stock up on first aid supplies.

Vampires can be a class act. Live dangerously but go formal.

Pixies are crazy with pixie dust. It’s everywhere. Some people are allergic. Just giving you the heads up.

Werewolves are rough on shoes. Time to buy some new footwear. Wearing ripped up ones just aren’t in style.

Shapeshifters can be indecisive. Waiting for their advice is going to bend you out of shape. Take up yoga.

Mermaids are wild and adventurous. Let your wild side free. Try something like naked painting. Be sure to wash after every painting.

Faeries have misled you. Magic isn’t want you need. You can get through this with have plain old human common sense. Good luck.

Griffons may have written the book on manners, but not on how to enjoy premium solitude. Write poetry or star gaze or go for a spa day.

Dragons can be gruff and all fire. But tickle their fancy and they will do anything for you. The hard part is in finding their fancy.

Gremlins are headed your way. You have two choices. Turn off everything electrical or plan a small vacation. A vaca sounds fun!

Werebunnies do not make good pets. They tend to multiple their cuteness. Consider adding a pet carefully. Eliminate wild multipliers and those with razor sharp teeth.

Susan Hanniford Crowley, Amazon Kindle Bestselling Author of Vampire Romance
Where love burns eternal and whispers in the dark!

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